Hillarious Pregnancy Questions and Answers

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Hilarious Pregnancy Questions and Answers

Today I thought I’d share a lighthearted post with a few pregnancy questions and their sometimes funny answers. My grandfather has a great sense of humour and every time I visit him, he shares funny jokes. Today I’m sharing a few good Pregnancy-related ones.

For the record, I’m not pregnant but many of my readers are and lots of my friends. I hope you like this post. The photo below is me in May 2008 when I was 34 weeks pregnant with Sylvia.

My pregnancy was not a fun one. I was unwell throughout and never really did recover but it was well worth it and I’m grateful to have my not so little girl who will be turning 8 very soon.

I hope you enjoy this small collection of jokes.

Q Should I have a baby after 34?

A No, 34 children are enough. 

Q I’m two months pregnant. When will my baby move? 

Hopefully when he starts University.

Q What is the best method to determine baby sex? 

A Childbirth

Q My Childbirth Instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right? 

A Yes, in the same way, a tornado is called an air current

Q When is the best time to get an epidural? 

A Right after you find out you are pregnant.

Q Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room when my wife is in labour? 

A Not unless the word Divorce means anything to you. 

Q Do have to have a baby shower? 

A Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly. 

Q Our baby was born last week. When will life begin to feel normal again? 

A When the kids are at Uni. 

Hope you enjoyed this post.

About Angela Milnes

Angela Milnes is a Qualified Early Years Teacher who has specialised in Preschool and Kindergarten teaching. She has a wealth of experience teaching young children and is passionate about kids crafts and having fun as a family. Angela has also taught cooking skills and loves to share both family recipes and easy instant pot recipes here on The Inspiration Edit. Follow her on Pinterest!

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