Hallarious Pregnancy Questions and Answers
Today I thought I’d share a lighthearted post with a few pregnancy questions and their sometimes funny answers. My grandfather has a great sense of humour and every time I visit him, he shares funny jokes. Today I’m sharing a few good Pregnancy related ones.
For the record I’m not pregnant but many of my readers are and lots of my friends. I hope you like this post. The photo below is me in May 2008 when I was 34 weeks pregnant with Sylvia.
My pregnancy was not a fun one. I was unwell throughout and never really did recover but it was well worth it and I’m grateful to have my not so little girl who will be turning 8 very soon.
I hope you enjoy this small collection of jokes.
Q Should I have a baby after 34?
A No, 34 children is enough.
Q I’m two months pregnant. When will my baby move?
A Hopefully when he starts University.
Q What is the best method to determine a baby sex?
A Childbirth
Q My Childbirth Instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A Yes, in the same way a tornado is called an air current
Q When is the best time to get an epidural?
A Right after you find out your pregnant.
Q Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room when my wife is in labour?
A Not unless the word Divorce means anything to you.
Q Do have to have a baby shower?
A Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly.
Q Our baby was born last week. When will life begin to feel normal again?
A When the kids are at Uni.
Hope you enjoyed this post.
Lol these made me chuckle. Especially 34 lol.
ha ha!