Today I thought I'd share a lighthearted post with a few pregnancy questions and their sometimes funny answers. My grandfather has a great sense of humour and every time I visit him, he shares funny jokes. Today I'm sharing a few good Pregnancy-related ones.
For the record, I'm not pregnant but many of my readers are and lots of my friends. I hope you like this post. The photo below is me in May 2008 when I was 34 weeks pregnant with Sylvia.
My pregnancy was not a fun one. I was unwell throughout and never really did recover but it was well worth it and I'm grateful to have my not so little girl who will be turning 8 very soon.
I hope you enjoy this small collection of jokes.
Q Should I have a baby after 34?
A No, 34 children are enough.
Q I’m two months pregnant. When will my baby move?
Hopefully when he starts University.
Q What is the best method to determine baby sex?
A Childbirth
Q My Childbirth Instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A Yes, in the same way, a tornado is called an air current
Q When is the best time to get an epidural?
A Right after you find out you are pregnant.
Q Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room when my wife is in labour?
A Not unless the word Divorce means anything to you.
Q Do have to have a baby shower?
A Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly.
Q Our baby was born last week. When will life begin to feel normal again?
A When the kids are at Uni.
Hope you enjoyed this post.
About Angela Milnes
Angela Milnes is a Qualified Early Years Teacher who has specialised in Preschool and Kindergarten teaching. She has a wealth of experience teaching young children and is passionate about kids crafts and having fun as a family. Angela has also taught cooking skills and loves to share both family recipes and easy instant pot recipes here on The Inspiration Edit. Follow her on Pinterest!
Lol these made me chuckle. Especially 34 lol.
ha ha!